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you can be my black cake boss tonight.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.

everybody knows i’m a motherfucking froster

i ask, cause i’m that sure, do anybody bake real shit anymore?

… these are the most quality captions i’ve ever seen in my life.

damn they don’t bake them like this anymore

Take your cookies and throw ‘em up like you bulimic

what is this omg ajanlkads

No one man should have all that POWDER

Yo Kanye, I’m real happy for you and your Christmas cookies and Imma let you finish but um. Martha Stewart has some of the best frosted sugar cookies of all time.

I’m a-glazing, I’m the reason, That my block smells so sweet this evening

These are frosted, Time to eat them, Don’t you even think about leaving

No matter what you’ll never make food so sweet, sugar as far as the eyes can see

I’M A-GLAZING.

I gotta testify, I make the best cookies, my cakes are fly…, before the day I fry, I’ma bake a pie

Back when they they thought pillsbury would hurt the pot, before Martha was on lock, the oven door closed, I felt like Gordon Ramsey, the kitchen was too hot. Now lets bake…take em back in the day, I was fucking up my creme brulee, any other Chef couldn’t compare to me,shut your face before you deflate my souffle!

she said she want some ice cream cake, some sugar cookies, a couple of brownies would really set this party off right (Are you gonna bake, are you gonna bake, are you gonna bake, are you gonna bake, are you gonna bake? Well well well well well)

Im not baking youuuuuuu, the way i wanted toooooooo.

What I had to doooooo, had to bake more fooooooooooood.

I was baking youuuuuuuu, set the timer wrooooooong.

Burnt smell haunting meeeeeeee, through my whole hoooooooooome.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING CAPTIONS

cant a young nigga bake snacks anymoree?!

tell FDA my cupcakes draggin on the floorrr

can i have a bad batch without no flaws?!

come out my oven just to get an applause?!

Onnnnne Twwooooo, im baking cookies fo you. Threee Fouuurr, you gon eat them all

Fiiiiivve Siiix, i use mittsss. AYO Yezzy, bake your mix!

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JIGGA 

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